It's a Joke....so Laugh!
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold Up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
They're asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
Hat-tip: Stephanie
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold Up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
They're asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
Hat-tip: Stephanie
Labels: Humor, OBAMACAIN '08(tm)
posted by Joe Ramen at 12:01 AM
1 Comments:
Terrorists have seized a planeload of lawyers. Unless their demands are met, they are threatening to release one every hour.
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