Evolution vs. Creation
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; "How did the human race start?"
Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve. They had children, and so was all mankind made."
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl went to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys?"
The father answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors...
...and Michelle Obama told you about hers."
Any questions?
**Note to liberals, lefties, race baiters, atheists, and anybody else who feels like stirring shit and having a go at me: I am an agnostic and DO NOT subscribe to creationism, nor do I think that black people are akin to monkeys. It's a joke - and the resemblance of Michelle Obama to a monkey in these photos lends itself to the joke.
Note to everybody else: It is a sad statement on the PC nature of of Western culture that I feel as though I have to make such a disclaimer.
Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve. They had children, and so was all mankind made."
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl went to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys?"
The father answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors...
...and Michelle Obama told you about hers."
Any questions?
**Note to liberals, lefties, race baiters, atheists, and anybody else who feels like stirring shit and having a go at me: I am an agnostic and DO NOT subscribe to creationism, nor do I think that black people are akin to monkeys. It's a joke - and the resemblance of Michelle Obama to a monkey in these photos lends itself to the joke.
Note to everybody else: It is a sad statement on the PC nature of of Western culture that I feel as though I have to make such a disclaimer.
Labels: Humor, OBAMASTRATION(tm)
posted by Joe Ramen at 3:23 PM
1 Comments:
Hahaha! The joke is indeed funny and satirical! You got it right. This can somehow illustrate what kind of personalities Sarah Palin and the Obamas are. They are quite opposite each other, though they are both women.
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