Sunday, February 08, 2009

Why I Have Been Saying, "Screw Iraq"

This US Army soldier* sums it up in this little pep-talk to a group of Iraqi "policemen." It isn't PC, and most civilians, moonbats especially, will probably find this appalling, insensitive, and will not relate to the sentiments expressed, but this could just as well have been me giving this little "chat." The truth can be painful...or funny...or both at the same time.

*NOTE: I referred to the US military man as Army only because the body armor blocks the sleeves where the US flag would be on the Army uniform (Marines don't have that), and for the fact that he refers to his "soldiers" - Marines NEVER refer to each other as soldiers; they're MARINES. Either way, the guy is right on whether he is a Marine or Army.

Hat-tip: Vilmar

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Divorce the Left

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile; slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go on our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.

After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We dont like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and Rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World."

We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.

Since it so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.

Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded patriots, and if you do not agree just hit delete and hang on.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Hat-tip: Don

Nice Video, Classic Song

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Just Because...It's COOL!!!

Think you've got something fast? REALLY FAST? Here's a turbocharged 1300cc Suzuki Hyabusa burying its 220 mph speedometer, hitting a claimed 250 mph. Considering this thing exceeds the stock 9000 rpm redline by 2000 rpm and the bike's incredible performance in stock trim, I do not doubt that claim. Enjoy!

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