Things That Made Me Laugh

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this email.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link.

(hat tip to Vilmar and Curmudgeonly and Skeptical)
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"What it’s like to be a woman in Saudi Arabia . This is funny stuff."

(hat tip to Vilmar)
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New Telephone Greeting.

"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES"

"Press "1" if you speak English." "Press '2' to disconnect until you can."

(hat tip to Vilmar)
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Stupid Monkey?



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Oldie but a goodie.

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