Plotting WWIII

Ex-President Bush and Ex-VP Cheney are sitting in a bar when a guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Cheney says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims...

and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Cheney turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims."

Hat-tip: Don